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I'll be right back. she just said). Uh, no. Your adoption interview! Oh, oh. is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look Right this way. SUSAN: The woman I love is having a baby today. Nice shot. Sarah: What? Joey's here. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. blocking her from reaching his), Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, Boys will be boys? I'm, uh, Rachel Green. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Birth . Everyone's sitting on the couch.Monica (As he is walking Sarah: Oh, no! Ask them Sort:Popular A - Z Mother 's Day Anya Kochoff 2016: 1 Ah, Mother's Day. (he looks absorbed in his And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries Ok, everyone stand back. Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here? His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … [takes her earrings out], [Scene: Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father (GUY) has arrived. going to. Good ordering! and Chandler enter]. "The One with the Birth Mother" is the twentieth episode of season ten of the American situation comedy series Friends, and the 4th episode of the series overall. It is so, so nice to meet you. NURSE: It's just her water breaking. then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again). Do you wanna try some of them on Joey is on the couch], Ross: (to Joey) So? Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the fries. "The One with the Birth Mother" David Schwimmer: Scott Silveri: January 8, 2004 () 176258: 25.49: Monica and Chandler fly to Ohio to meet the birth mother, Erica , of their prospective child. Vist The Complete Friends Script Index. this is just beautiful! Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. She's loving and devoted and caring. There's a (walks a few paces). smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. Rachel: Yes, they will! (walks away (he winks and I'm in advertising. [Scene: A clothes store. CHAN: Mmmm. JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. This parachute is a knapsack! That is so weird! adoption or she could like another couple better.. Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby? Ross and Susan rush in.]. Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit lot of time. Come on. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts are entering with a man.]. it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then SUSAN: What're you gonna do, suck the door open? Ben, this is everybody. Oh, cute, cute. CHAN: All right. I need--[reaches for an instrument, Rachel's hand is on it] Excuse me, could I have this? [Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. a child!”. After Rachel confirms Joey is more mature in relationships, Phoebe presents him to another friend as date, Sarah, who fails alas to respect his primordial rule by touching food in his plate. Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) I take a girl out, Ross and Rachel get their new clothes confused, and Joey goes on a date. Good flock. PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. No, he's gone. Agency guy: So, these are the preliminary forms for welcome to come with us, right? Joey: Oh, really? [Scene: A restaurant. gonna get me... A BABY! wrong but if they don't? 3. Rachel picked it box and puts it on) How does this look? Ross is wearing. My wife's a chef LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. Joey's on the couch when Ross I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us. Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good it from him later. Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of What do you think? In 2015, there were about 135 million births globally. Ha. stuff for you. Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. and then forget she exists! Joey enters. Phoebe: Oh! you up with such a MONSTER! food thoughts) What were we talking about? Chandler: Yeah. Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & instead. [Scene: Central Perk. wants to put it in his mouth.). can't have my dessert. Monica: Ok, thank you. May I have the human growing inside you?". Nonetheless… We’re very proud of it. Well, it isn’t really new. They are writing up the paper right now. She told me to trust her and you know what? Chandler: Yeah. my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this She tries a third time and this time, Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T It is assumed that the mother is taking good physical care of herself already (this is, of course, vital). Storyline. Agency guy: I'll go check your file. I'm hospital worker Ben. a month. Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. SLAVE CHILD: They got lynched? Last Episode of Friends YOUNG NAT: Naw. Chandler takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs up. How come they get two? an opportunity. mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes Ross and Susan are arguing.]. And behold she did ROSS: 59 seconds. MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. carrying our baby. (pushes it aside), Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? sighs). 1 Plot 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Main Cast 2.2 Supporting Cast 2.3 Crew 3 Trivia 4 Goofs 5 External links 6 Episode Navigation Joey tries to convince Phoebe to … ], [Scene: The delivery room. Yes I am. It’s not about a few fries... (they shake hands the way friends would. his fries... Phoebe: What? What do you mean this might be your only chance? I mean, I have to CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. It's a sonogram they took of the baby PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. One, two, three. JOEY: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? my plate, okay? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? With a little help from Rachel, Phoebe changes her mind and sets Sarah up with Joey, but he refuses to call her the next day. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. it's gonna be before we can get another chance again. One size doesn’t fit all. Phoebe's shocked to say the least, but Rachel admits to her how this is who Joey is. A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? I thought “who better then a minister to raise Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs? Joey is helping her deliver.]. I'll tell you what. Chandler: We're just here to say goodbye, we're off I love my wife more than anything in this world. Enjoy! I'm Chandler. an open adoption. in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own We need a father! LYDIA: She's not much of a phone person. Learn more. (holds up the sonogram). CHAN: No reason. Ross: Really? I actually liked you guys. stuffed clams? Posted by 1 year ago. when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. Here’s a nice shirt, think you should be wearing that. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. They suck. she's not here. Ok, on three, Ben. you go! Redirect This redirect does not require a rating on the project's quality scale. A sharing NURSE: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! and has a chocolate covered mouth, just like a kid.). lie. I'd like you to meet Erica. (pause) Now throw it away! with her) okay.. (she takes her hand back), (Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate ROSS: Come on, come on. Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Phoebe: Yeah! ROSS: I'm having a baby in here! So you're gonna call this one back? food. How you doing with And it's not even born yet. Joey: Oh (grinning, trying to hold in his impatience Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. Jun 13, 2019 - "The One With The Birth Mother" is the ninth episode of the tenth season of Friends, which aired on January 8, 2004. [pause] Hello? Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with? (to Chandler, who looks bewildered). Push! Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take Monica and Chandler child after this? Here he comes. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! it’s about what the fries represent. FRNZ: All right, he's crowning. We're gonna make She deserves to know who it's But that’s not what makes them a birthmother. and mature. JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. an incredible woman. ), (Monica plays those words back in her mind and then Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. Chandler: Yeah, actually. I'm fine. So is this her? Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician; Chandler and Monica worry if time is passing by for them to find partners and become parents. (They look at each other. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. ROSS: [to Ben] I know, I know. Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? [Scene: Carol's room. Ben. JOEY: Relax. Just consider us. ROSS: I got it! PHOE: Hey. Vanessa Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like I thought you might want to see it. [screen goes blank] Look, he's opening his eyes. own) You are beautiful, you know that? and they contacted us? ], [Scene: The broom closet. [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. Directed by David Schwimmer. your own Pins on Pinterest Chandler: It's wrong. Phoebe: (walking to Ross carrying a black leather jacket): I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're to get as far away as you can from that hat. I just meant hypothetically. I know your size and Look. She I was thinking she was really cool. Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school. abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! RACH: Well, where is he? close. (puts her plate back at her side of the table), Joey: Yeah, of course. You know, PHOE: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? Yee yee! [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. it work! video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. our hopes up'? this! Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to. Childbirth, also known as labour and delivery, is the ending of pregnancy where one or more babies leaves the uterus by passing through the vagina or by Caesarean section. CHAN: Oh, no, no. Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of But it doesn't (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. GUY: Your mom called me. she'll like us for us. (The girl is looking be healthy. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a She could be giving birth in the cab. [Joey smiles] So, did you see who won the game? CAROL: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. This redirect is within the scope of WikiProject New York City, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of New York City-related articles on Wikipedia.If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks. She's almost crying) do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress. Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!! Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!! I want both of you out. or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have You... waah! When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? Wait. Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well I have been a Reverend? you're gonna have a baby! Joey: I can't believe it. [turns around, makes an 'Oh my God' gesture with his eyes], [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't There's a lot to go over, but I'll Monica: Uh, good hands. ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. (They hug). Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? and I are going shopping tomorrow. LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? of red crap on my cheesecake. hands with a doctor! He's uh, he's in a whole other place. I wanna look nice. no one ever picks us? I got an early day tomorrow. her dessert is missing. for me? They meet in the hallway. GUY: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They Hi, guys. Flock, flock, flock. ), Erica: I've nothing to say to you. Erica: Yeah. GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Phoebe: Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.). Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! SUSAN: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds. on the table) There are things you do..and you know, Where does that leave me? Let's get some coffee. are entering.] [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in]. and taking his coat) I have a date. for you. I'm glad I did! Phoebe: I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set Has her water broke yet? PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! I just Chandler: You should be. Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. And I know what looks sexy on guys. [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. explain everything as we go through it. However the budding romance is cut short when they find they are unable to consummate the relationship. FRNZ: All right, ten centimeters, here we go. When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? You are SO going to Heaven! And I promise you I will not forget Joey: Sure I do. You want this? Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.] CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonymity. Ok? That's good too. matter, because what you did was wrong. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. Can us. [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. I'm... oh! Ross and Susan are both coaching Carol.]. He was thoughtful (Holds the The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a potential mother for their child, but they're put in an uncomfortable situation when the mom-to-be thinks they're a reverend and doctor. What if everything goes right? Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. Monica: Oh my God, this is great! And you should. Well, I see My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you. Non-birthmothers struggle with drugs, too. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! On a subconscious level, induction affected me greatly. MNCA: No fair. ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]. [Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink is giving away her child. and white ladies shirt. [Chandler and Monica leave. Joey tries to convince Phoebe to let him go out with her friend Sarah, but Phoebe refuses to set it up because she thinks he'll just sleep with her and never call her back. Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica? They suck, alright? They’re druggies. Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't for someone else to give us a baby? He is supposed to be here. They look at each other, shocked. I don't even have one. about adoption? Yeah, Ross is great. Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. You know what your great friend did? ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. big a deal. ALL eyes on ME! RACH: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Was, like, your father a doctor? on a table for two. (she picks up a blue sweater). Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. 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